What... the... ?
I love how that person typed the letter (so you wouldn't recognize their handwriting) and didn't sign their name so that you wouldn't know who they were. They can feel brave to put an anonymous letter in your mailbox, but you can bet they don't have backbone enough to say the same hate-filled words to your face.
Look at all the negative assumptions they made about you and your family based only on your holiday decorations. Judgmental people who force their beliefs and opinions on others make America look bad.
It's just a butt made out of a couple of pumpkins. I certainly don't see any Satan-worship going on. I'm going to make some assumptions of my own: these folks change babies in the dark under a sheet so that one can see the babes' behinds. Of course, procreating might be too low-brow of an activity for these folks; they probably create additional children by splitting copies of themselves, or somesuch thing.
Personally, I thought your decoration was the epitome of good-natured country fun!
I think you ought to add a brown and white XXX liquor jug to the set-up just to annoy these self-righteous folks further.
Don't worry about what they think. In fact, I'd save the letter and show it to friends and family for a good laugh.
I love how that person typed the letter (so you wouldn't recognize their handwriting) and didn't sign their name so that you wouldn't know who they were. They can feel brave to put an anonymous letter in your mailbox, but you can bet they don't have backbone enough to say the same hate-filled words to your face.
Look at all the negative assumptions they made about you and your family based only on your holiday decorations. Judgmental people who force their beliefs and opinions on others make America look bad.
It's just a butt made out of a couple of pumpkins. I certainly don't see any Satan-worship going on. I'm going to make some assumptions of my own: these folks change babies in the dark under a sheet so that one can see the babes' behinds. Of course, procreating might be too low-brow of an activity for these folks; they probably create additional children by splitting copies of themselves, or somesuch thing.
Personally, I thought your decoration was the epitome of good-natured country fun!
I think you ought to add a brown and white XXX liquor jug to the set-up just to annoy these self-righteous folks further.
Don't worry about what they think. In fact, I'd save the letter and show it to friends and family for a good laugh.
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