Sharing here. Had to.
I am an urban chicken keeper.
We have a six foot privacy fence. But there is one area where my crazy nextdoor neighbor can lie on a chaise lounge on her very high deck, with her wineglass in her hand, ear plugs in her ears, reading and surveying my entire yard, 1/2 of which is like an urban farm, the other half is an inground pool.
I don’t appreciate this, I bought a house with a tall fence for a reason!
Especially in the nice 8 months of the year here, because she spends all day everyday out there sunning, drinking and reading in a bikini (she’s in her 70’s btw).
Just as I don’t want to be watched, I don’t appreciate seeing her screaming, flailing and flopping whenever any insect flies near her.
Finally DH built a frame, attached it strategically to that area of our fence and we mounted a double layer of “coolaroo” fabric to block her out. (CoolarooUSA.com)
Is it beautiful?
Oh heck no.
But does it protect our eyes from the occasional insect induced bikini top failure?
Oh yeah baby!
I know your dyin to know why she wears earplugs all the time....
am I right?
Because she has a Weiner dog, who barks from sunup to sundown.
I don’t know what’s worse, the barking, or her every-15 minute tirades of HER screaming “SIMON! SIMON HONEY SHUT UP!!!”
If only there was an audio-barrier....