This offer extends, of course, to those of you that I know in person.
I have a 13-year-old who thinks he can treat his sister like crap. Russ is also tired of watching him disrespect me, and other girls. So I'm trying to get together a list of people who would like free work done. Certain infractions equal certain amounts of completely unpaid work. He's nearly 6 feet tall, and I have pictures of him digging up a cement-hard driveway with a pickaxe, so he can do plenty of jobs. Let me know.
I'm feeling chatty, and nobody else is. I checked Sour's eggs today... Day 19. One of the eggs is leaking something very evil. I'm waiting until dark to candle them, and hopefully I'll be able to tell the evil ones from the virtuous ones. Then I'll wash with Comet at least five times to try and get the smell off. I tried to sniff the eggs to see if I could tell which were still good, but the evilness has spread to the outsides of all of them.
I wish you were closer. I have a whole lot of horse poo that needs to be cleaned.