No Chickens On The White House Lawn!

[joebryant]

A.T. Hagan :

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"Say, whatever happened to Joe? I haven't seen him on in ages."

"Don't know. Said he was going to Washington and haven't seen or heard of him sense."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jBQXvRlJAl4_txzWNMHmZ7OSy_agD9FUK2V80
Obama to add homegrown terror to security strategy

{laughing}

Don't know what happened. Last thing I remember after I came to was leaving southern Florida heading south in a plane that quickly landed on some island, and my being put in this cell with my backpack w/laptop. All they've fed me after eggs for breakfast is a chicken sandwich. HELP!​

 

[Xodrana]

Time to go straight to the top, the children. Send them a box of adorable peeping new hatchlings. Cant you just see it now, Oh Mommy and daddy they are soooo cute can we keep them . Please please please. What parent could look at those sweet little faces and say NO! ?

 

[CluckCluck18]

That would be so cool if they would have chickens at the White House along with their organic garden. Wonder if we could sign a petition or something? I'm going to contact the Obama web-site!

 

[Jeeper1540]

would make my day too

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I'm in... I'll toss over my little bully buttless Araucauna roo... (maybe he'll go after Obama.. that would make my day...tee hee hee)

 

[PhilErvin]

In 1928 Herbert Hoover promised "A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage".
Maybe Mr. Obama could adopt a slogan such as "... a chicken on Every Lawn ....."

 

[tinahoak]

joebryant wrote:
It's time to rise up in protest. Everyone bring your craziest hen and/or rooster, get on the bus to Washington, and when we get there we'll throw the hens/roosters over the White House's fence. Just let them try to catch them all.



hummm......as funny as this may be to invision( imagine the Pres. stepping in bird poop on his way to a meeting!) ....................I love my birds too much , I'd hate to see what they'd do to them. Water boarding for chickens 101

 

[FluffyColor]

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Yep, that's how it goes.

Or:

Me: "...but we have to see how the ratio of hens to roosters."

Friend: "What's a rooster?"

It's a type of paper.

 

[FluffyColor]

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[lostsoulhelpmejebus]

Edited because of brain fart...sorry, it slipped.

 

[JoAnn_WI_4-H_Mom]

These are funny, but seriously folks, it isn't like they come from a farm background.

And how embarassing would it be for the presifent to end up with a human agressive rooster chasing him or the kids around the yard?