So I says to DW in getting the tree, don't get one to big cuz I don't want to have to cut a lot off. We have 7' ceilings here, (which I prefer being short). I said about 6'. So I went out to cut the tree and put it in the stand to bring it in. How tall is it? 8' !
Next year I'm getting a pet Beaver and just have it gnaw the darn thing the right height!
I have seen those artificial "half' trees that you hang on the wall. I'm gonna get one, stick it on the wall and leave it up all year. Just take the trimmings off and stick some house plants around it. Instant inside forest.
I swear that woman's trying to kill me.
Next year I'm getting a pet Beaver and just have it gnaw the darn thing the right height!
I have seen those artificial "half' trees that you hang on the wall. I'm gonna get one, stick it on the wall and leave it up all year. Just take the trimmings off and stick some house plants around it. Instant inside forest.
I swear that woman's trying to kill me.