Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

Hi Bows!


Apparently I'm super funny today because I said I was worried the crabby receptionists here are going to bleed out soon.....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

They are NOT letting me out today!!!!!

Send normal 98.6* temp dust to me PLEASE..........

 

[Orchid]

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You're not on morphine are you?

 

[Orchid]

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*gasp*

 

[jbowyer01]

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And that describes my working life LOL!

 

[sparkles2307]

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*poof* just blew some dust ur way. You can have my 96.0 "normal" body temp, that way, when you're 98.6 and feverish they think you're faking!

 

[debilorrah]

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*poof* just blew some dust ur way. You can have my 96.0 "normal" body temp, that way, when you're 98.6 and feverish they think you're faking!

I have that problem too. I tell them I have a fever and they say "no you don't". Um, YES I DO!!!

bacon and avocado sandwich for lunch with a brownie.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You're not on morphine are you?

Nope, allergic to it.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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*poof* just blew some dust ur way. You can have my 96.0 "normal" body temp, that way, when you're 98.6 and feverish they think you're faking!

Goody!!! Thanks!!! Ugh, yeah, fine, I have a minor fever. Let me OUT!!!!! Seriously. I'm not happy now. I do not have an abscess and I'm not at risk for sepsis. I think I can go home and run a minor fever there just fine.

 

[Orchid]

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You're not on morphine are you?

Nope, allergic to it.

Just checking. It makes me run an otherwise inexplicable fever.