Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[MEMama3]

Ok so I was bored & looked at Detroit and look what I found.... Is this legal? LOL. I think it's a joke, or the last part is.


Deer and Stags for Sale - $50 (Southfield)
Hi, My name is Lisa, I recently bought a house and a few days ago I caught 6 deer in my backyard. I have been feeding them and grooming them daily.
One is a few years old and a few baby deer stag also. Pretty and unique deer.

Asking $50 each and the big one im asking $100
Great with kids,easy to feed and let kids feed also.

Would like to see them go to a good home before Christmas
(they will turn into reindeer and fly)
Thanks

Please contact if interested in deer, need gone now.

if it's legit, it's a federal offense to keep a wild animal for more than 24 hours without a permit.

 

[cmfarm]

Haha no joke. So are you going to get em?

No, I had goats once and felt the same way. They tore everything up, and the male was a dud.

 

[cmfarm]

Ok so I was bored & looked at Detroit and look what I found.... Is this legal? LOL. I think it's a joke, or the last part is.


Deer and Stags for Sale - $50 (Southfield)
Hi, My name is Lisa, I recently bought a house and a few days ago I caught 6 deer in my backyard. I have been feeding them and grooming them daily.
One is a few years old and a few baby deer stag also. Pretty and unique deer.

Asking $50 each and the big one im asking $100
Great with kids,easy to feed and let kids feed also.

Would like to see them go to a good home before Christmas
(they will turn into reindeer and fly)
Thanks

Please contact if interested in deer, need gone now.

Sounds like a joke to me.

 

[thedollysmama]

Love how this seller knows they are AKC and labels them as "rare color" but yet they can't even spell the breed correctly! It's DACHSHUND not Dashound! Drives me crazy, maybe because I have one. LOL

(Alright I don't know why I can't paste a screen shot from my laptop)

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/pet/4157687099.html

Erm, sweetie, that's dauschaund. Just do you know.

 

[Lynzi777]

Erm, sweetie, that's dauschaund. Just do you know.

??

 

[Pyxis]

Erm, sweetie, that's dauschaund. Just do you know.

No, it's definitely dachshund. http://www.akc.org/breeds/dachshund/index.cfm

 

[Lynzi777]

No, it's definitely dachshund. http://www.akc.org/breeds/dachshund/index.cfm

Thanks, seeing as how I own one I would hope that I know how to spell the breed! LOL

 

[Chicken Girl123]

Actually, it is spelled multiple ways in different countries, so you're all right.

 

[Angelicisi]

The chickens are fighting cocks, which is illegal, so they're listed as "show only" and pullets in the game world are junk unless they are throwing many roos per clutch of aggressive lines them some people take them to make it less risky to buy, on two sting ops stag winning birds went for $500 easy. Because they'd make 10x's that fighting. A few cops I knew acted as fighters to go buy imported game cocks for "show birds", talk the talk and get invited to what's really going on-then bust up the ring. Birds are slaughtered-owners fined. Nothing good comes out of it. $600 is just stupid money for a chicken...but not for a bad guys investment :/ Sad to see it on CL. Just saw one on facebook similar and they didn't even use a clean birds pic...it was one that looked like it had just fought. Ug.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/grq/4140737375.html [COLOR=222222]The Game Farm Ga Bloodline Peruvian. Asil . America . Mini America Games . sell now Anyone need good Rooster please calling Danny 2one4 23fiv 52two8. Email youtube choigausa We are Sell for show only[/COLOR] [COLOR=222222]We are Sell for show only? Is this guy even trying??? I can't even figure out what kind of chicken he's trying to cheat someone into paying $600 dollars for. Also what is email youtube choigausa? Maybe this is a rare breed, but I can't tell from the post![/COLOR] Also loved the title of this one - "Nice Stuff 4 Sale By Owner " This next post bugged me - http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/grd/4153419679.html Done doing the chicken thing for now? If you are going to get a pet(and that is what these are), you need to be in it for the long haul! You can't just have one until it gets boring then get a new one! http://southbend.craigslist.org/grd/4149139053.html Does this guy just throw all his/her animals into the same box and get rid of the babies? There is something called selective breeding. Try it. Ahhhhh... feels good to vent that anger.

 

[donrae]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/grq/4140737375.html

The Game Farm Ga Bloodline Peruvian. Asil . America . Mini America Games . sell now Anyone need good Rooster please calling Danny 2one4 23fiv 52two8. Email youtube choigausa We are Sell for show only

We are Sell for show only? Is this guy even trying??? I can't even figure out what kind of chicken he's trying to cheat someone into paying $600 dollars for. Also what is email youtube choigausa? Maybe this is a rare breed, but I can't tell from the post!

Also loved the title of this one -
"Nice Stuff 4 Sale By Owner"

This next post bugged me -
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/grd/4153419679.html
Done doing the chicken thing for now? If you are going to get a pet(and that is what these are), you need to be in it for the long haul! You can't just have one until it gets boring then get a new one!

http://southbend.craigslist.org/grd/4149139053.html
Does this guy just throw all his/her animals into the same box and get rid of the babies? There is something called selective breeding. Try it.

Ahhhhh... feels good to vent that anger.

The post is deleted, so I can't see it, but why on earth NOT sell an animal you don't want anymore? I'd far rather they sell them to someone who wants them than keep an animal they really don't want, begin to resent taking care of and start to neglect. Just because you own an animal once does not mean you have to keep it forever. Chicken aren't for everyone, and it's fine to get them to someone who wants them.

the underlined post was still up, though, and I'm kind of offended at your response. Those chicks would be pretty much what my birds are, just change the breeds around a little. Not a darn thing wrong with breeding mixed breed birds. I do do selective breeding, just not to a breed standard. I have my own goals I breed to, and they involve different breeds at different times. I've had lots of folks want to buy my mixed breed birds cause they're unique looking. Get over yourself.