Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Bantambird]

Lol I see free rooster ads all over Craigslist. I'm sure most go as free dinners. If I had a rooster I wanted to sell, I would likely charge enough to know people actually wanted him alive rather than a free meal. Then again, he had better be impressive enough to escape butcher day here for that to happen.

 

[WVduckchick]

Forgot to save the link, but saw an ad for a "turkey trio" - one tom and three hens.

 

[Ravynscroft]

CL in TN is always good for a laugh...

Taking a pic of your kid on a riding lawnmower is cute... him picking his nose for a sale ad, not so much...

They're water tanks... seriously...

When did litter boxes become cages?

Moving into a condo, time to sell my broken chit...

80 birds at $10 each, but get the whole flock for a grand! News to me that a cross has become rare, too...

 

[17 chickens]

That's OK, I have an Ad on craigslist That says : Farm Fresh eggs for sale from happy healthy chickens just $3.00 a dozen"
So I get a call and they said " I'm calling about you chickens for sale a $3.00 a dozen?
Really people?

 

[N F C]

That's OK, I have an Ad on craigslist That says : Farm Fresh eggs for sale from happy healthy chickens just $3.00 a dozen"
So I get a call and they said " I'm calling about you chickens for sale a $3.00 a dozen?
Really people?

 

[dan26552]

CL in TN is always good for a laugh...

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Taking a pic of your kid on a riding lawnmower is cute... him picking his nose for a sale ad, not so much...


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They're water tanks... seriously...


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When did litter boxes become cages?


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Moving into a condo, time to sell my broken chit...


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80 birds at $10 each, but get the whole flock for a grand! News to me that a cross has become rare, too...

 

[Alibreit]

https://boise.craigslist.org/grd/6202636236.html


Chicken - Silver Laced Polish Rooster Named David Bowie (Boise)

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Twelve-week old Polish rooster - free to a good flock of hens looking for some prime peen.

I have seven roosters of different breeds. Six of those are going to be chicken soup because they are mean as ****, but this Polish boy is super sweet. Because he's a doll baby - and because Polish have no meat on their bones - David Bowie needs a home and some hens.

He was hatched 3/27/2017, has been vaccinated, has been raised on organic food, and free-ranges each day. David Bowie is trained to come when you call him, and he puts himself to bed each night. He's quite lazy and sleeps in late - this boy never has his coffee and first cigarette until after 7 AM, and that is if you wake him up yourself. David Bowie doesn't bully the hens or steal their food and he's never attacked us. He crows occasionally but not enough to drive you batty.

Sadly, David Bowie does NOT sing.

Contact us at show contact info if you have some hens in search of prime peen.

 

[User395221]

David Bowie is a good moniker (he looks just like my little hen, they'd make a lovely couple)

 

[WVduckchick]

CL in TN is always good for a laugh...

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Taking a pic of your kid on a riding lawnmower is cute... him picking his nose for a sale ad, not so much...


View attachment 1053964

They're water tanks... seriously...


View attachment 1053965

When did litter boxes become cages?


View attachment 1053966

Moving into a condo, time to sell my broken chit...


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80 birds at $10 each, but get the whole flock for a grand! News to me that a cross has become rare, too...

omg those are too good.

That's OK, I have an Ad on craigslist That says : Farm Fresh eggs for sale from happy healthy chickens just $3.00 a dozen"
So I get a call and they said " I'm calling about you chickens for sale a $3.00 a dozen?
Really people?

 

[Faraday40]

I have some beautiful English lav orps & choc cuckoo orps for sale & someone just contacted me saying they would need some little chicks ASAP.

????

Trying to give the benefit of the doubt, I replied to let him know that orps are not a small breed and that my 6 wk old pullets are already feathered & large. The only small chicks I will have will be the quail hatching next weekend.

* I was hoping it was a simple case of a person with English as a 2nd language.

Nope. He replied back:
"O ok lol thanks. I'll actually need those quail ones cuz the small the chicks are the better and stay small for a long period of time lol. Thanks and hopefully they hatch quicker lol "

Not sure if I'm being pranked. After all he did use "lol" 3xs in his reply. However he certainly won't be meeting my chicks.