Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Amer]

Also this one. The fact that they think it's a Cane Corso

https://buffalo.craigslist.org/pet/d/cane-corso/6640807723.html

 

[ShrekDawg]

https://erie.craigslist.org/pet/d/free-chickens/6645195271.html

 

[ShrekDawg]

Too funny lol clearly a Lab or maybe Pit mix.

 

[Finnie]

This one gets extra points for "full disclosure".
https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/grd/d/wonderful-dog/6658867477.html

Wonderful dog - $120 (South side)

Wonderful weiner dog, cannot keep as he doesn't do well with my guinea pigs. Is a very calm, relaxed dog who loves to cuddle and sleep with his owner. He is mostly housebroken, he does not like to poop outside but he uses puppy pads pretty well. Sometimes he misses the pad but mostly does well. He is 3 years old and has all his shots except 1, and comes with paperwork about his shots and tests. He is neutered. He comes with small travel kennel, all his toys, his favorite blanket, puppy pads, and a mostly full bag of food, and his leash. Text me for information, questions, or negotiations at...

 

[WVduckchick]

It doesn’t take 3 days of text to buy chickens!

 

[N F C]

Anyone need a living, breathing lawnmower?
6683003287.html

 

[N F C]

It doesn’t take 3 days of text to buy chickens!
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Gee, they seem a bit angry!

 

[21hens-incharge]

It doesn’t take 3 days of text to buy chickens!
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And just when I was looking to call someone and bs while trying to talk them down in price... OH and I want to pick them up at like 10 am.......

What? Oh they don't want any of that stuff?

 

[21hens-incharge]

Anyone need a living, breathing lawnmower?
6683003287.html

Oh pick me, pick me!!!

Seriously they are about an hour and a half from me!

Nice looking animals!

 

[N F C]

And just when I was looking to call someone and bs while trying to talk them down in price... OH and I want to pick them up at like 10 am.......

What? Oh they don't want any of that stuff?

Terribly picky, I kind of enjoy a good round of bs