Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[kuntrygirl]

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Actually, I would. We've already got one out there that we are using as a planter, found it alongside the road

I'd like to get several, paint them each a different color and splay them out like a rainbow

I would love to see a pic of that. Can you please post a pic of yours?

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Actually, I would. We've already got one out there that we are using as a planter, found it alongside the road

I'd like to get several, paint them each a different color and splay them out like a rainbow

I would love to see a pic of that. Can you please post a pic of yours?

x 2!!!

I love creative repurposing!

 

[Cowgirl71]

He doesn't look "soiled," LOL. He looks plenty clean to me!

And the "Quarder Horse" breed seems to be rapidly gaining popularity!

black quarder horse male (poplar bluff)
Date: 2011-04-16, 9:08AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have a nice 6 yr old black soild has white on his nose broke to ride but needs more work hold head up hi when u ride him can call 5737850244 $300 obo u pick up


* Location: poplar bluff
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Here's a pic: http://semo.craigslist.org/grd/2328477514.html​

 

[yoie]

I found this one quite funny

iPod TOUCH WANTED ASAP! (newark area)

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Date: 2011-04-16, 11:47AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I'm looking for an 8 or 16g ipod touch with little to no damage for 120$ or less.
i need it ASAP because someone already bought mine & I am ipod-less!!

Please call or text xxx-xxx-xxxx with offers/pics THANK YOU!!

So why did they sell thier first one

 

[aubreynoramarie]

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Actually, I would. We've already got one out there that we are using as a planter, found it alongside the road

I'd like to get several, paint them each a different color and splay them out like a rainbow

I would love to see a pic of that. Can you please post a pic of yours?

such a cute idea!

 

[HHandbasket]

Okay, here's the BEST craigslist ad I've come across in longer than I can remember!

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Secret Lair (Hidden)

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Date: 2011-04-18, 4:18PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I am new to the Justice League and need to obtain a Secret Lair for all of my super cool gadgets. I'm looking for something that will hold my invisible plane and stealth bike. A radar and and security system would be nice but not needed. Please do not respond if you have a lair and want to be my sidekick in return as I'm not looking for a sidekick (going for the darknight look). Also I have many abilities, to much to list, but I will trade in on some of my talents for you as a trade. For example: I could fly so fast that I'll travel in time and get you the lottery numbers for the following day. Just let me know what you need and it's done.

If you are an evil doer please disregard this post and I'll see you soon!



•Location: Hidden
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Please let me take this opportunity to just say what we are all thinking, which is... "WTH?"

 

[thebirdguy]

bird cage with set up and a parrotekeet - $100 (idaho falls)

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Date: 2011-04-18, 12:47PM MDT
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a parrotekeet? couldn't find that one on google..

 

[bt03]

Toys for a happy couple - $520 (Lubbock)

Date: 2011-04-18, 10:33AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Me and my partner recently broke up, and he left a bunch of "toys" that I simply refuse to use now. These toys are designed for male to male relationships, but I really don't care what you do with them. The prices are completely debatable.

I rarely check my e-mail, so don't bother using that to contact me. Instead, call me at (***)***-****, and ask for "Salty". Make sure to specify that you are looking to buy the toys.

Location: Lubbock
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2331718926

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I really hope this is a prank, but with CL you never know...

 

[ChooksinChoppers]

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Exactly! This person needs medication!

 

[nuttyredhead]

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Exactly! This person needs medication!

Maybe they need less medication lol!!!!!