Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

Awesome stuff will make you awesomer
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Date: 2011-08-23, 9:35AM CDT
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I have a couch, a bed and mattress, a thick glass table top (no base), and some other random stuff to give away, (some of it may have once been owned by Jon Voight).

I'm also pretty sure that bringing any of these things home will make you instantly smarter, funnier and better looking.So come on down and get some of this great stuff (did I mention the awesomeness).

It will be put out at the street today at the end of xxxxxxxxxxx.


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Here's another East Idaho Gem..
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free wife

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Date: 2011-08-23, 4:54PM MDT
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free wife, not very good looking horrible cook. if it come do to it I'll pay you to take her.
 
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2 chickens - $35 (Thornton)

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Date: 2011-08-23, 5:37PM MDT
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New to the area, and I am not allowed to keep my hens here. I would like $35 for the 2 of them. I have two young award winning, laying hens. 1 Cornish Rock (a meat bird, who lays well) and a Golden Comet (an egg bird who lays exceptionally well!!) None of my girls have ever shown any sickness at all. These are not birds that were mass hatched or mass produced for quick cash. I have raised these girls since day 1. They have gotten close attention, and handling. These girls are both late Molters, so their molts will be quicker, and they will lay again fast! The Rock may be going into molt soon (due to heat). My girls feathers may be looking a little ratty, but they are not kept with Roos, so they both have full plumage. They are ment to be a nice small backyard flock. With 2 birds I average 6-8 eggs a week per bird. Being new here I misread the ordinances, I hate to part with such sweet girls, but I must. Each is hand tamed, and has been on a great diet of fruits and veggies, grit, shell, grass,bugs, and a small amount of feed. An open but full bag of feed will come with them. My sorrow can be your joy. Cash only, serious inquiries, meet at a neutral location, please. ( I will refuse less, as it devalues these great laying hens, thank you)



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And I have a bridge in the Florida Keys I want to sell you, sight unseen. It will go with the 6-8 eggs per hen per week you'll be getting with these raggedy feathered (but not by a roo) girls whose home you are not going to be allowed to see first.
 

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