OK, Enough is Enough! Please DON'T Discuss Baby Poop With The World!

[GiddyMoon]

I agree with the others...reply to every one and make up your own poo.

 

[PineappleMama]

Well... you could always start posting about your baby's (that'd be your birds) poops and see how long it takes them to get tired of hearing about it?? Throw in recipes for chicken after each post (be sure and leave out the fact that you thoroughly scrub your hands) and I doubt it'd take more than a day. Creative problem solving no?

As to new baby stuff... I still remember when my MIL asked me about DH's... first grandbaby you know... she kept going on and on and ON asking me about BM's and I hadn't the foggiest idea what the heck she was talking about... especially since DH's initials are BM... it was incredibly confusing and I didn't want to feel all stupid again since there was a rather embarrassing incident when I asked about what the cat's name -initials for a name- meant ... but eventually I had to ask and she says bowel movement like I was an idiot... not near as bad as the cat incident, but still. And then to be discussing poop of all things with my uber conservative won't even touch her hubby's hand in public (their own home is considered public btw)... and who's also a massive clean freak... yeah can you say uncomfy? But you can't say no since it's your brand new MIL who doesn't like you anyways... meh.

 

[hilareee]

oh my this had me laughing! i love the word poop, but i have very little desire to talk about it, or describe it

 

[benjoycei]

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This is exactly what you should post as a reply the next time they blab about their baby's poop. Love it!!!

Yeah! Give the lurid details....'dropped the kiddies at the pool', it was a 'screamer', etc.....

 

[MysticScorpio82]

If you just don't want to read about it, but still want them as a friend on facebook (and don't want to stir things up) you can hide their posts. All you do is on your home page (newfeed) click on the X by their post and click "hide all posts by (person's name)" and then you won't have to read about it. You will still have access to their profile is you want to leave a wall message and visa versa but you won't have the daily BM updates in your news feed. You can also check their profile periodically and when you see they stop talking about the poops so much you can then un hide their posts. (bear in mind you will still be able to read all their posts on their profile page - just not on your newfeed)

 

[gritsar]

I feel your pain Ranchy

NO! really I do!

I am in love with Keith's family, including his 2nd cousin who apparently has no life outside of her 10 month old child (you probably have seen her childs picture splashed all over my FB, they call her "the sugar baby"). I know from the way the family talks that this has got to be the most special child that was ever born but I really don't need to hear/read about it every time the child farts. I assume her farts sound pretty much like every other fart.

I think the world of his family. I really want to get to know them better. Still the next time his cousin posts asking "Does anyone have ideas on how to get "sugar baby" to sleep @ 10 PM, when at 6 PM she's posted pics of "Sweet Sugar Baby asleep in my arms" I am no long going to duct tape my fingers together to keep from responding to her "STOP letting the child go to sleep at 6 PM!!!!!!

Did I mention I don't like kids? Post some pics of your chickens or even your dogs on your FB page. I'll be happy to ooooh and awwww over them.

BTW Ranchy, I guess this means you don't want to hear about the new, improved super-duper prep. for a colonoscopy that the doctor told us about today? I was just about to post about it on FB

 

[redhen]

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LOL.. only YOU, Dar... only you.

 

[gritsar]

Quick Ranchy and Red, go look! They're talking about "Sugar Baby" again! She has cute teeth! Ummm, she has teeth! Don't all babies get them at some point? Hopefully?

 

[redhen]

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Is it the barbara person? I didnt see anything about teeth... lol

 

[gritsar]

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Is it the barbara person? I didnt see anything about teeth... lol

Holly is the mom, Barbara is the Grandma.