Teehee! Broken egg stories!
It was the end of winter. (Oh yes, you know where this is going already). I found a single egg before school. I put it into the pocket of my not-so-stylish winter gear. I went back inside and changed into school-appropriate clothing. Wound up being the last COLD day of winter. I was able to wear lighter jackets and stuff after that day. The next winter rolls around and I put on my coat to go take care of the birds again. KABOOM! As I put on the jacket. The egg went everywhere. I had to wind up throwing away the jacket. The egg blew up in the pocket, gray/green seepage EVERYWHERE in it. No way is there any way to get the smell of rotten egg out of that!
Wasn't funny at the time, but I think it's hilarious now. I always check those coat pockets now!