Okies in the BYC The Original

[TJ's Na-Na]

luvs2garden2000 - Those are too cute ! A very few of us........
are old enough to remember the old Art Linkletter Show where
he interviewed the little kids..... A reminder that we need to be
careful what we say and how a little mind could interpret it.....

Oh, TJ caught Na-Na up short way back up the pike..... He
repeated me "exactly" when someone asked him..."Oh, you're
such a little..." Before she could finish, he finished it for her...
with what Na-Na had said...... Thus, today, if you ask him the
same question.......He'll grin and say...."PLEASURE"........LOL

Have a good one !

 

[countyroad1330]

luvs - That is too cute! Thanks for the good laugh.

I've listed my parents above ground pool on craigslist. I don't want to inappropriately post the link here, so if anyone's interested please let me know.

 

[luvs2garden2000]

I was in tears with these.
No harm ment to any one with these.

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?



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4. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

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5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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9. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

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10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

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11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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! 15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam.

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16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

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17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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22. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?


24. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells
"THEIRS"?

 

[HIGHHILLFARMOK]

Hi, I am new to this forum, but was told about the upcoming POOPS swap and I would love to come. I have Silkies and a few roos to get rid of. I have never been to a poultry swap so I have no idea how it works. Anything I need to know?
Eileen, half way between Jones and OKC.

 

[luv2bmemaw2]

Eilene, glad you've found us. If you don't have an addiction to chickens you will if you stick around. POOPS is going to be a blast. Hope you can make it.

Donna

 

[MAllen]

Hi All,

I'm working on my coop and I have a question about nest boxes. If you've been to Atwoods then I'm sure you've seen the plastic hanging feeders they have there. They look something like this:

My question is, if I were to put up a 2 x 4 at 24 inches off the floor of the coop & spaced from the wall enough to hang a few of these on it, put some straw in them, is there any reason why the hens would not lay eggs in these feeders? They seem large enough and cheap enough since I'll only need 4 or 5. So what do you guys think??

Matt

 

[quenston]

Good Evening OKIES, I think that my wife is getting into the chickens dont know how or why buy I went to the flea market and then to a auction and when I got back she had already gathered eggs and cleaned out the coops and was out sitting in my chair talking to my new babies!!!! Didnt get much of any good deals today but I bought a new cage and some extension cords but the weather was great!!! Hope everyone else had a great day as well!!€

 

[poultryand bees]

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Welcome to the home of the chicken addicts in Oklahoma. If you don't already have enough chickens, let us know what you want and we will help you find it.... plus some others you didn't realize you wanted until you saw or heard about them.

 

[poultryand bees]

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There is probably a lot of truth to that theory. Every rooster I have been asked to rehabilitate/rehome at my house because it had become agressive toward one or more family members, was the pet of one or more family members when it was young. As it developed testosterone, it became agressive toward everyone except the person it liked the best.... usually the wife.

 

[poultryand bees]

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Just bring cages to take home poultry from POOPS. Bring your poultry to swap and you can play "lets make a deal" You can also purchase poultry if you can't find the deal that pleases you. There will also be an auction of poultry and poultry related auctions.

Look for some of the long posts in order to find out more information about POOPS.