Opa's place -Where an old rooster visits with friends

[HarlansHollowFarms]

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Good to see you back Laura and thank you again for coming to see us! It really was lovely to see you.

A bit smoshy for the Tartan Terror don't you think?

We had a great time with you also Vicki, you have such a wonderful family. Mike liked the haggis so much, I now need a recipe so I can try my hand at making it myself!

 

[Opa]

I've responded to Kelly and I know Sally considered her a hoot and a treasured addition to our threads.

Since the deer hunting is slow I think that should a haggis of sufficent girth come slinking through the woods I might have to consider shooting it. While I know one must be drunk in order to eat one, since firearms and alcohol don't mix, is it considered proper form to shoot one while sober?

 

[Highlander]

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I was only being polite. Normal service is now resumed

 

[Highlander]

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Only if you shoot it from the left side.

 

[HarlansHollowFarms]

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Only if you shoot it from the left side.

LOL

 

[Opa]

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Only if you shoot it from the left side.

How is that possible? I thought they only have back sides.

 

[Highlander]

Nah, the left side is the short side, so they don't lean over when running round the tops of the hills.

 

[Opa]

Since they don't have heads how do they know they are on the top of the hill and not at the bottom. Inquiring minds want to know?

 

[ksacres]

Have a mentioned lately you guys are always good for a laugh? Or an eyeroll...

 

[Highlander]

huh, looks like the side shot is not the best way after all.... http://www.glenhaggis.com/hunting-the-haggis.html