Overheard conversations

[melodie_a]

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OMG that's stomach turning.

This is going to show how old I am... years ago I was watching the Arsenio Hall show and the actor Raul Julia from the Adams Family was on and he told a story about how his eyeball fell out while he was having lunch with someone. The person had her head turned and I think he said he sneezed or something and it just popped out and was hanging on his cheek. He freaked out and put his hand up and popped it back in. I think he said the person he was with didn't even realize it happened. I think that is the way he told it.... I can't remember all the details but I certainly remember him saying his eye popped out.

 

[ChickenPeep]

Heres one conversation i heard some girls saying at my school.

"Dont you just hate it when you forget who your going out with?"

"Haha yea, totally!"

"I knowwwww! Like, i forgot yesterday i was going out with Devon!!"

"IK!! I almost saqid yes when so-and-so asked me out because i forgot i was going out with Ben!!"

"So, who are you going out with?"

STUPIDEST conversation i've ever heard! Sheesh! Your too young!!

 

[Farmerboy16]

If you sneeze with your eyes open, they will pop out.

Thats why our eyes close automatically when we sneeze.

 

[ChickenPeep]

Thats a..... pretty interesting conversation Farmerboy16..... Was that a conversation?

 

[Farmerboy16]

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No, it was not a conversation, but I was suggesting maybe how the person's eye had popped out.

 

[ChickenPeep]

Oh ok!!hahahaha!!

 

[Q9]

Overheard at the zoo a few years ago. Some people were on a field trip while we were there (I hate running into mobs of students on a field trip). This was overheard at the LION enclosure. Complete with a display board clearly talking about LIONS.

Girl 1: Do they have any baby tigers in there?
Girl 2: No, you need a man tiger for that.
Girl 1: Whaddya call that with all the fur around its face?
Girl 2: *Defeated silence*

 

[Lothiriel]

The other day I was walking through Walmart. College is back, so all the college students went shopping on that particular Saturday. I passed two girls in the laundry aisle, and heard one girl say to the other, "So. How does it feel to do your own laundry for the first time?"

It was all I could do to keep myself from cracking up right then and there. Thankfully I waited until I was out of the aisle and their hearing.

I do laundry all the time... and have done it since I was about 7...

 

[Lothiriel]

Does it count if you were one of the conversants?

I took my Silkie cockerel to auction a while back, and there was a guy there who was looking for ducks. So after I'd gotten my ticket, I walked out the door and the guy was standing there. He asked me what I had, so I told him it was a Silkie cockerel.

"Is that a duck?"

He was serious. I tried to be helpful and explained that, no, it was a breed of chicken with fluffy, fuzzy feathers.

"Oh. Well do you have any ducks?"

"No, I don't. I'd like to get some someday though."

"Cool. We should get together and buy some ducks sometime."

"Yeah, sure..."

And I left.

So either he was just weird, he was hitting on me, or he was just being a creep.

(He was an older guy, like somewhere in his 30s or so. By older I mean "too old" for a girl my age to be at all interested in.

)

 

[Marcymom3]

At Jo-Ann Fabrics before Christmas last year, a brother and sister were talking about what presents they wanted. They were cute little kids. The conversation turned to the friends who don't believe in Santa anymore. The little girl said she knew there was a Santa because their parents couldn't afford all the presents. And the brother said, "Kids who don't believe in Santa only get underwear for Christmas!" Love it!