LOL! Well maybe a little serama would set them straight! I love that Toy takes total charge, even of the big boys. He is my little alpha lol. My husband is just like you, if it has a name he can't let it die. I think I may be broken, as I love having chickens and geese in the house as my "dog", but when that outdoor rooster starts picking on my hens or attacking me, I can TASTE the rooster noodle soup in the air... I'm all for the select few as pets, but I'm also all for eating my extras =P I do a lot of processing for people locally that don't want to do it themselves. It's tough at first, but now it's hard not to see everyone as dinner.