Pet names that are just plain weird?

[debilorrah]

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PK. How is he doing??

 

[rarely bored]

a big rooster named... Fluffy (4 y.o. named him as a young chick...) a hen named Charles (same 4 y.o. named her)
and a cat named Filabuster

 

[Jeeper1540]

I have a red cow named Red, a blue horse named Blue... and i had a brown cow named Browny...

I named a chicken Jebediah because of a Weird Al song... don't ask

I probably have a couple more too...

 

[Laurajean]

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PK. How is he doing??

He's doing good! Comes by around 10am and then again around 2 am. I feed him whenever I see him. He's to the point now where he stays somewhat nearby when I come out to pour food. Doesn't approach me, but starts heading back toward the porch before I even come back in, so he's making progress. Don't know if you saw on my FB, but I have a friend who is willing to adopt him when he returns from the Army this summer, assuming PK is still around. My two cats LOVE to sit in the door and watch him eat; it's like kitty TV.

 

[ChickGirl4Life]

I named a chick after the horse on The Black Stallion, Bucephalus.

 

[KimberlyJ]

We have a Boxer named Chaos

 

[LittleLady98]

I had a cat named Piggy Bunny Fat-Back... Because she had a tail like a bunny and she ate like a pig, and she was kinda fat...She also used to move like a bunny, she would take:Step, step(front legs), hop (back legs), step, step, hop...and so on.

 

[weimarmama]

Cats named Elf (because of his ears), Bobcat (because of his coloring), & used to have one named Turkey (R.I.P.) because he was dropped off around Thanksgiving.
Silkie hens named Moe & Hawk, 4 more named after the Golden Girls, RIR pullets named El, Jackie O, & Elizabeth Taylor, Serama roo named Uno (because he was the first to pip when they hatched), & 2 Black Giant hens named Caroline & Dina (after The Real Housewives of New Jersey).
A lavendar guinea hens named Billy & Celie
Ducks named Chirp, Bee, & Bop
A peacock named Devreux
A turkey poult named Count von Snood (a fellow BYCer named him)
One of the goats is named Butter, but we call him Butt.

 

[Gargoyle]

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him *rover* or *spot*. I called mine *sex*. Now sex has been very embarrassing to me when I went to the city hall to renew the dog's license for sex. I told the clerk I'd like a license for sex he said. "I would like to have one too!". Then I said, "she is a dog!!". He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "you don't understand. I had sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "but sex has played a big part in my life and my life revolves around sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the justice of peace. My family was barred from the church then on.

When my wife and went on out honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "me too!"

One day I entered sex in a contest. But before the competition began, sex ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand!!" I said. "I hoped to have sex on TV!!". He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "your honor. I had sex before I was married, but sex left me after I was married." The judge said, "me too!!"

Last night, sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more darn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with my psychiatrist, she asked me, "what seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "sex has been my best friend all of my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer. So lonely." The doctor said, "look mister you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend. So get yourself a dog."

 

[Bear Foot Farm]

I have two dogs named Blackie and Spot
Spot is on the right: