Poll Time:. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip

[SarahLadd]

Not a sister, but you can add me to that list too. How anyone could ever put that vile weed into their mouth and still think it's edible is beyond me

Does it smell like soap, too?? Like if you pick it, and rub the moisture from the cut plant on your fingers and smell. Does it smell like herb or does it smell like soap?

 

[B-Goock]

Your palette really changes when you do a diet overhaul. 7 years ago I started intermittent fasting and cut bread, pasta, rice and as much overprocessed stuff as I could. Then I started power lifting, and my diet changed again, much more refined. .8g protein per pound of body weight daily. It equates to essentially 3/4 of a whole rotisserie chicken and however many fresh vegetables I can stuff in after that. Preworkout half a banana. Little room for much else for a 124 pound woman. After 4 years of this I tried a "high test" mountain dew and I had to spit it in the drain. Tastes like concentrated sugar syrup squeezed from an alien worm ass.

When I went to basic training they didn't allow you to put anything on your food. No condiments. Actually you better be stuffing your face all the way to the table or it goes in the trash. No sugar. No pop. No snacky nothing.
I got home kept eating the same way. One night I stopped to get gas went in to pay and thought hey I can buy whatever I want. Grabbed a mountain dew & a snickers. Took a bite. Ugh. A sip or two. I feel bad.
Drove off took another sip and had to pull over. The uneaten in the trash & the eaten uhm left beside the road.
I do eat sweets now but very limited. Makes me feel sick

 

[sourland]

What do folks do with that stuff?

 

[SarahLadd]

What did you search to find that gif?

Lol... Google. I'm a huge Futurama fan, so I knew what to search for. This episode is about Slurm, in the show Slurm is basically the universe's equivalent of mountain dew. It's a green drink in a can that's advertised everywhere. I just searched for "slurm worm gif".

 

[Painted Calls]

Not a sister, but you can add me to that list too. How anyone could ever put that vile weed into their mouth and still think it's edible is beyond me

Soapy brother!

 

[KingD]

Lol... Google. I'm a huge Futurama fan, so I knew what to search for. This episode is about Slurm, in the show Slurm is basically the universe's equivalent of mountain dew. It's a green drink in a can that's advertised everywhere. I just searched for "slurm worm gif".

Ok hahaha!
I just wasn't too sure

 

[Ascholten]

So, instead of I'll wash your mouth out with soap! Mom should have told us I'll make you eat Cilantro!! ?

Aaron

 

[B-Goock]

Lol... Google. I'm a huge Futurama fan, so I knew what to search for. This episode is about Slurm, in the show Slurm is basically the universe's equivalent of mountain dew. It's a green drink in a can that's advertised everywhere. I just searched for "slurm worm gif".

Lol! Love that show!

Another that came to mind is the movie idiocracy.
Brando it's what plants crave....

 

[SarahLadd]

When I went to basic training they didn't allow you to put anything on your food. No condiments. Actually you better be stuffing your face all the way to the table or it goes in the trash. No sugar. No pop. No snacky nothing.
I got home kept eating the same way. One night I stopped to get gas went in to pay and thought hey I can buy whatever I want. Grabbed a mountain dew & a snickers. Took a bite. Ugh. A sip or two. I feel bad.
Drove off took another sip and had to pull over. The uneaten in the trash & the eaten uhm left beside the road.
I do eat sweets now but very limited. Makes me feel sick

I know a lot of boots my age who are HUGE dudes now. Used to be cut and sexy as hell. They kept their "scarf everything and don't breathe between bites" eating habits and never stopped, but with the freedom to eat anything at their disposal and no fitness, they just... expanded.

As an outsider, it looks to me like the military is partially just a program designed to cause eating disorders.

 

[Coops Dad]

I tried Dukes once cause I heard it was amazing and I was not a fan

I didn't check your "where in the world are you?" but you sound like you might be from above the Mason Dixon Line, or of that lineage, lol! It's rare to meet a northerner who has proper appreciation for Duke's.