Post Your Chicken Jokes Here :)

[Dawnclucks22]

Hi BYC! I thought it would be funny to start a joke thread. Bad, good, or facepalm worthy, it's all good here. I'll start.

What do you call a black chicken with antlers?
An Australope.



*yea I know that's pretty bad, but I got my first one a few days ago and the idea popped into my head. But hey, it's cute.

 

[cavemanrich]

Self explanatory,,,,

 

[Bob P]

 

[cavemanrich]

Why did the chicken cross the road??????
There are 2 possibilities,,,,,,,,










TO SHOW THE RACCOON THAT IT CAN BE DONE.......









TO GET AWAY FROM THE OWNER,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Jetblack2004]

 

[Nardo]

Mozart got rid of his chickens. They wouldn't stop with the, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

 

[cavemanrich]

 

[9SpiceyChickens]

 

[feathermaid]

Since Halloween is coming up... these chickens need a good scare!!

 

[Member 441608]

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