Predator eyes saddle apron for rooster

[Pennys Mama]

Thank you! Redneck ingenuity indeed! So simple, yet effective! So easy a city girl might be able to do it!

Exactly!
I could start selling "beheading" kits...
Includes 1 crooked wire, 2 big screws & 3 shiny washers!!!!

 

[CindyinSD]

I would go over to the first aid dept and ask them about your little guy’s ouchie.

 

[Pennys Mama]

I would go over to the first aid dept and ask them about your little guy’s ouchie.

I posted a thread about his ear in the "medical" or "emergency" forums a while back. I just don't see any way to help it without first making it worse again by "reopening" the original wound. I'm tempted to ask my vet if he would consider a little "pro bono" work....

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Exactly!
I could start selling "beheading" kits...
Includes 1 crooked wire, 2 big screws & 3 shiny washers!!!!

I've seen worse!

 

[R2elk]

I've seen worse!

My beheading kit.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

My beheading kit.

Lol. I meant I've seen worse products for sale, not necessarily worse beheading kits.

 

[Pennys Mama]

My beheading kit.

Mine's an Estwing!

And my gallows beside my beheading station....

Lol. I meant I've seen worse products for sale, not necessarily worse beheading kits.

Oh, my goodness, right?!?!?
I do like @R2elk (s) beheading stump. Wonder if I can order me one off of Amazon?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I like your Estwing! With your beheading kit I might not need my 3' long, double-bladed axe. Talk about overkill!

You know my primary purpose here is comic relief, right?

 

[CindyinSD]

I would be a danger to myself with axe or hatchet.

 

[webbysmeme]

I see why you want to keep him alive now, he's worth millions! He might even be worth a billion if he's the only True Rooster that used to really be a pullet!

Don't be mean! LMAO!!!