Hahaha you guys were thinking of cartoons, but I was picturing the Terminator!
I do like the leather saddle idea, that could actually work, perhaps giving him enough protection to struggle free. It would have to be thick leather though, like welding glove grade not garment leather, cause hawk talons are SHARP.
If you’re really really determined to save him though, why not try some aversion training? Perhaps a hawk silhouette on a stick? Chase him around with it, make it scary, make him fear things that attack him from the sky. Your neighbors may think you’ve gone insane though lol
Most chickens are already naturally averse to flying predator shapes. Isn't this one? Even my tiniest chicks fled the open area, took cover and huddled together when a buzzard soared overhead.
ding-ding-ding
I'll need about 3 or 4 spray bottles, each containing a different shade......
I'd totally "tie-dye" him if I could accomplish that task!
Wonder how often I'd hafta touch up his roots!?!?
Poor boy. We are having way too much fun at his expense!
Aw, he's a good boy, he knows all the teasing is only in jest.
I'm 100% sure my neighbors already think I'm 100% insane!
How many of y'all have gallows set up on your homesteads?
Send me a picture of that jacket!!!