Probably not a topic anyone wants to think about... But just curious

Cremation and my ashes scattered in the river, No funeral, no flowers- if you can't give me flowers while I'm alive to smell them, i don't want them stinking up a funeral home.My religious belief is this is only a shell made of dust, so it can go back to the dust it came from.I had rather my family remember all the good things, not the one of every body looking at me in a casket,But if my children do decide to bury me, I want a large fork stuck in my right hand because the best is yet to come and I fully intend to enjoy that wedding feast.
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Well, I'd rather be crab bait... I dont exactly wanna be burned or buried, somethin just dont seem right about that to me for some reason, so just dump me in the ocean somewhere. But since thats illegal (dang it,) then I guess they could just do whatever they want, its not like I'll know the difference LOL!
 
I'm not too worried about what happens to me after I'm gone. I am worried though about HOW I will die. I want it to be calm and peaceful, not painful.
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Whatever is left of me will be cremated. I'm an organ donor and I've also left my body to science. I won't need it anymore and I like the idea of my remains being able to help others in some way.
My grandmother made everyone promise not to wear black to her funeral so all of us wore white or bright colors. Except her son the lawyer who always thought they were better than us, he, his wife, and daughter, all came wearing black and stuck out like sore thumbs among the family and friends who looked like birds of paradise.
No matter what we want, people need to respect that.
 
I just want to be thrown into my chickens pen and be eaten. best way to go. They get there revenge lol.

seriously though. I guess I would like to be buried with a bunch of fireworks going off.
 
I've said that I wish to be cremated, there's no sense in spending megabucks to stick me in the ground. Nope. I won't be there anyway. I'll be with the One I've lived my life for. My wish is to send me off to be toasted up (sounds great on such a cold day) and then head off to CiCi's pizza with pointy party hats and those squeeky things you blow. Have a great party and remember all the funny things I've done during my life and if anyone came to know my Jesus because I walked in this world, better yet. And when you get my ashes back, toss them into the chicken pen for them to dust bathe in.
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I have told my dh that he could put my ashes into something pretty and set them on the headboard of the bed if he just can't stand sleeping without me.
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My husband, my kids and I are all organ donors and we have plans for being cremated. As for the funeral, we have promised each other that we will not allow anyone to preform religious ceremonies no matter how bad they think they want to. Honestly though, I don't care what happens to me. If there is a hungry cannibal who wants to process and use me I don't care.....though I am thinking I would be of "crock pot" quality. LOL I just don't want to waste any more of our precious earth with yet another grave site. If I got my choice though, I just wouldn't ever die. I kinda like this whole being alive thing (even on the bad days).
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