Now that I am fully protected, with my zinc oxide and tinfoil, I wanted to apologize to the OP; I was not - and am not - making fun of you.
I have worked in the Public Safety Communications/9-1-1 world for thirty years or so. I have had to stay in the basements of multi-story buildings answering 9-1-1 calls during and after two major earthquakes (Loma Pirieta in 1989 and Northridge in 1994) and in a flood-surrounded Comm Center in 1995. Had to ride over flood waters in a military deuce-and-a-half to get to work. I've talked to a woman trapped in her burning house and she died there. I could do nothing to get her out, and I tried. The firefighters found her body near her back door... Almost made it. Those are only a few very memorable incidents of those I and my 9-1-1 Brethren & Sistren of the Headset have dealt with as a matter of course.
Horror and fear and despair must be kept at arm's length and out of our minds. Or we couldn't do our jobs to serve the public.
I easily and willingly step into and wallow in the ridiculous. (Quite hard to type inside this tinfoil and you cannot imagine the mess made by the zinc oxide!)
I am honestly sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. That was not my intent.
I have to go catch about 50 chickens now. I ran out of zinc oxide, but I think I've got enough Reynold's Wrap for the flock.....
I have worked in the Public Safety Communications/9-1-1 world for thirty years or so. I have had to stay in the basements of multi-story buildings answering 9-1-1 calls during and after two major earthquakes (Loma Pirieta in 1989 and Northridge in 1994) and in a flood-surrounded Comm Center in 1995. Had to ride over flood waters in a military deuce-and-a-half to get to work. I've talked to a woman trapped in her burning house and she died there. I could do nothing to get her out, and I tried. The firefighters found her body near her back door... Almost made it. Those are only a few very memorable incidents of those I and my 9-1-1 Brethren & Sistren of the Headset have dealt with as a matter of course.
Horror and fear and despair must be kept at arm's length and out of our minds. Or we couldn't do our jobs to serve the public.
I easily and willingly step into and wallow in the ridiculous. (Quite hard to type inside this tinfoil and you cannot imagine the mess made by the zinc oxide!)
I am honestly sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. That was not my intent.
I have to go catch about 50 chickens now. I ran out of zinc oxide, but I think I've got enough Reynold's Wrap for the flock.....
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