Rant about stupid egg-eating people!

[BantyHugger]

I have come across these problems tons of times. The most memorable was at the Unitarian Church.\\

I went with the other kids and for whatever reason we were supposed to talk about our weeks. Well i mentioned the eggs, some new ducklings we'd hatched, and our chickens. This little girl asked about me eating the eggs and was gonna cry cuz i was "killing babies". Then the lady asked if I had a rooster and i said yes (i wasn't gonna lie in church). The girl was about to cry and i had to explain that there was only a chick if you incubated it. Luckily her big sister took over and calmed her down by pointing out that she had eaten some eggs that very morning.

If anyone complains about the blue or green eggs i just tell them they're lower in calories. I read that in a magazine some where. No one wants just white or just brown here.

 

[CarriBrown]

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I thought ALL chicken eggs were edible... except the ones from d'uccles.

No its the silkie eggs that you are not supposed to eat,they make you evil.

Well then I guess it's a good thing my Silkies are always too broody to lay.

 

[strega78]

I like eating the bigger type of eggs personally. Our neighbor has some chickens and they got loose a couple of weeks ago and came to our yard to roust. Well they did some damage to our porch and broke some things. My husband went to the neighbors house to let him know and he did not even know his chickens were loose. He lets them loose during the day and put them up at night. Since then he has been giving us alot of eggs. I prefer a fresh egg to a store bought one anyday. They taste alot better. Our neighbor has different breeds so he has tiny eggs to huge ones....from white to easter eggs. Now don't get me lying on what kind of chickens they are though. I have no clue

I hate stupid people that have no clue on things.

 

[debilorrah]

Strega!

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

My nearest neighbor's 20 year old daughter freaked out when he cooked some of the eggs I gave him. She asked him if he was really going to eat them. He asked why not. She said those are from the neighbor's chickens!! He then asked her where she thought eggs came from to which she said "IGA! Where else?"
(BTW she is a natural blonde

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I just learned a relative won't eat fresh eggs because "They aren't tested for salmonella!"

 

[Wifezilla]

I am feeling really intelligent all of a sudden

 

[Acre of Blessings]

My hubby loves boiled eggs.

I send 2 to work with him every day.

He said " I don't want a boiled duck egg because they taste different".

I said "o.k."

Sent him to work with 2 boiled eggs.

they were duck eggs

I asked if he got to eat the eggs.

His reply " Oh, yes honey, they were great!!!

I snicker " they were duck eggs, honey"

His reply now " Send me with more, them thangs are great"

 

[pips&peeps]

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And attach it to their forehead using 4 inch drywall screws.

Reminds me of a scene on the new "Get Smart" movie where the guy leaves a top secret document in the photocopier and another agent brings it back and staples it to his forhead..............

 

[conny63malies]

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I got a nother city slicker doosie for you. My neighbor teenage daughter and a friend were over and wanted to feed the ducks through the fence, since the were too scared to face three two month old muscovies. I told them just to grab some dantelion leafs and hold them through the fence. The girls just stared at me, they had no clue what dantelion were( and the yard was full of them)

 

[Feathers Acres]

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Hahaa!, I would have said to that lady "Thats fine. Have fun eating eggs from a store that are months old from chickens on steriods, mmmm delicious"

Just to mess with her, but then again thats how I get back at people