Rant about stupid egg-eating people!

[Beekissed]

My mama says, "There's no cure for dumb."

 

[kodiakchicken]

I offered my eggs to friends at work - free. Everyone took me up on them except one older lady who said "no, I don't want eggs from a chicken." I asked here where she thought eggs came from and she said, "well, I know they come from chickens, but they aren't so new when you get them from the store. Eggs right from the chicken are gross." This is a native lady who eats raw sea urchin and fish heads.

 

[PunkerTechnoRoo?ter]

I hope no one has said this already but Ron White says it all for me.
"You cant fix stupid."

 

[Dill]

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If you're buying eggs from a stranger though, how ould you KNOW that the eggs weren;t incubated for some time? I sre don't want to crack open an egg and find a dead chick or blood...

 

[2manyhats]

pips&peeps :

We need to make up a "Here's your sign" for those kind of people....

I was just thinking that.

Thanks for the laugh folks. We lost my dear MIL on Wednesday and I so needed a good laugh.​

 

[Hellvagirl]

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I got a nother city slicker doosie for you. My neighbor teenage daughter and a friend were over and wanted to feed the ducks through the fence, since the were too scared to face three two month old muscovies. I told them just to grab some dantelion leafs and hold them through the fence. The girls just stared at me, they had no clue what dantelion were( and the yard was full of them)

hahaha on that note I got another one for ya....
I was in line in Kroger one day & this lady & her daughter (about 14) was in line behind me.There was a cricket that kept singing.The daughter ask the mom....I wonder what that noise is,it sure is irritating?The mom said I dont know.Thats when I knew they were from the high dollar subdivision out the rd.

Just imagine being a grown person & you've never heard a cricket

 

[English Chick]

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I was just thinking that.

Thanks for the laugh folks. We lost my dear MIL on Wednesday and I so needed a good laugh.

Ohh "hats" am so sorry to hear of your loss

...xxx

 

[conny63malies]

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Okay here is my big outing:

I cannot eat fresh pork, everything i buy has to be frozen first to get rid of the fresh pork smell. You see I used to live on a farm and we used to homeslaughter the pigs and everytime we did the smell made me darn near puke. Since then i have to freeze,even store bought stuff, chicken and beef is fine though.

 

[Dar]

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ditto...

this thread is making me have second thoughts of taking my family back to the city to live....at least out here i can hide from all the stupid people and pretend they dont exist



eta...spelling...i am smart i just cant spell

 

[Wifezilla]

And people wonder why I used to throw snakes on the city kids when I was young