I used to watch "The Doris Day Show" when I was a little kid. Doris played a person called Doris, I think she lived on a farm. Anyway, in one episode her farm worker/helper/whatever he was got sucked in by a scam he saw in a magazine from a "song publisher". Of course, you had to pay THEM to publish your song and they'd just print off whatever dreck you sent them. It wasn't a real song publisher where you had a decent song.
Anyway, for some reason, I can still remember the song he sent off. It was to the tune of "my bonnie lies over the ocean" and it went (something like, my memory probably isn't THAT good):
My love is like butter gone rancid
It's no good now it's started to turn
My love is like butter gone rancid
You can't put it back in the churn
Doris played it on the piano and sang along, with all her face pulling and "I can't believe it" expressions. I found it so hilarious I have remembered it for aeons.
Anyway, isn't that a storyline anyone could still identify with? Half of Dr Phil is people who've got themselves conned over the internet. I think I could still watch that show and find it entertaining.
As for Dick van Dyke, they also show that on our community TV station. He's another one who is still working (or has been) up into the "big numbers" in age.
I don't understand why the tv stations don't do a "classic tv" format like the radio stations. People will still watch and it'd be better than "reality" shows of people washing their dishes. Some of them they put out on DVD, but not a huge number. Am I mistaken in thinking there's a market, or do only teenagers count?