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Someone is being a right royal pita.
She has been taken walkabout through the garden.
She has had time out in the Big Coop.
She has had treats in the run.
Nothing has convinced her to stay where she belongs.
I show up & she comes running, squats, & proceeds to chat volubly while I scold her gently but now she is in the coop run on her own.
And screaming that she is hard done by!
My Aunt always swore black & blue that we could trace our ancestry back to Kenneth MacAlpine, last of the Pictish, 1st of the Scottish kings. There is so much wrong with that statement I have always put it down to her wide romantic streak without substantial evidence of any sort.

We spent quite a lot of time in Wales ~ partially because it was drier & warmer than England was @ the time
& partially because I was dragging the man around every supposed Arthurian site I could find.
I'm sorry we never got to Skara Brae. Maybe another time
