Rips, tears, broken and never to be opened

[EweSheep]

&$#@!

Try opening a saran wrap box, and it tears at the end of box that the box itself fell apart. Or trying to carefully pull back the lid so it would tear-open the slotted line so it can open, ended up tearing like a tab.

Pickle jar could not be opened.

Liquid detergent popped open and spilt the contents all over the place.

Pulling a sandwich bag or garbage bag, instead of pullling one, you ended up five more bags!

Pulling open a cake mix bag, ended up splitting the bag, contents all over the countertop and floor.

Anything it says "Open or Tear here" with an arrow, it does not come apart easily. Gotta go and find some scissors.

Those cheese packages that have zip lock tops, they don't close. No matter how much you tried to close it, it stays open.


How about you?

 

[Julie08]

LOL oh my goodness! I thought I was the only one.

 

[Southernbelle]

Cereal boxes. Lucky Charms everywhere this morning.

 

[EweSheep]

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You got kids, right?

 

[EweSheep]

Try opening with a can opener that simply refused to open the can of tuna for you.

 

[Gerbil]

I thought I was just talented!

Jars are my worst nightmare and those cheese bags!!

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Southernbelle, you clearly need a dog. I seldom have to vacuum food off the floor.

This has come in handy as one of the *&!%%^!! cats thinks it is fun to fish an egg out of the egg basket and then flip it off the counter. If the eggs don't go immediately into the fridge I am guaranteed to have smashed egg on the floor soon. Bratty kitty. Thankfully the dogs love raw eggs.

 

[Southernbelle]

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You got kids, right?

Yep, 4.

I'm never at my best first thing in the morning and that darn bag got the best of me. After the explosion, the kid ended up changing his mind to leftover spaghetti and garlic bread instead. Hope the chickens enjoy the Lucky Charms.

 

[SourRoses]

My Austrailian grandpa used to say...

"The whole bloody world is wrapped in plastic!"

 

[cackydoodledoo]

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You got kids, right?

Yep, 4.

I'm never at my best first thing in the morning and that darn bag got the best of me. After the explosion, the kid ended up changing his mind to leftover spaghetti and garlic bread instead. Hope the chickens enjoy the Lucky Charms.

You have to have kids to eat Lucky Charms???