Rules of Being a Chicken

[jenni22776rn]

12. When sitting on your chicken keepers lap..always share a poop making sure it is the largest one possibe! Shows your chickenkeeper how much you love them and want to share EVERYTHING with them!

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

Quote:
13

 

[laceynoelle]

Hahahah, Great idea!!

I think we're on 15..?

15. If youre not fed as soon as you'd like to be, by all means, unravel the mysterious workings of the doggie door and wake your chicken keeper up at 5 in the morning.


16. Even better! Learn how to use the doggie door, then discover the fruit bowl in the kitchen!

lol, both were done by my favorite girl Yoshi.

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

Quote:
14, and 15

 

[laceynoelle]

K-12 Chickens, can you put these up on the first page as we think of them? We can see how many we can get.

Iheartchickens, there are 16. 1-10, then 11, then 12, then 13, then 12 agian (14), then mine, 15 + 16. :] Its just a typo.

 

[K-12 Chickens]

Sure!

 

[awesomefowl]

 

[K-12 Chickens]

I thought of another one:

17. If a hen that's below you even GLANCES at your beautiful face, PECK HER! She deserves it.

 

[LaBaze]

Rule Number ?: If your chicken- keeper tries to put you up early so the raccoons don't get you always have some chickens go in the coop and then a few scatter in all directions!!! This will make yor chicken- keeper chase you and that's fun!

 

[laceynoelle]

19. If you happen to be a banty, hatch as many chicks as possible to further your species. This includes during 100 degree summer days and freezing winter nights. Must...hatch...