Rules of Being a Chicken

[horselover98]

two words: LOVE IT! make me smile, thanks

 

[gryeyes]

Another Chicken Rule: when it's very warm, walk around complaining, with your wings held out from your body to cool off. Let your chicken-keeper know the situation must be rectified as soon as possible by camping on the porch and bawking about how miserably warm it is.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

This thread never gets old...

 

[OwlLover]

#18: If you are the lead hen, act like a goddess and complain if the world isn't your way by squawking as loud as you possibly can. If a leaf is out of place, squawk. If you want the keeper's door painted a different color, squawk. Make sure that the world bows down to you and listens as you are the most powerful goddess known to man and chicken!

 

[FeatherPainter]

When your chicken keeper is sweeping the old, dirty pine shavings into a pile to get rid of, hurry in to scratch all her hard work back around your coop floor. It's so nice to help!

 

[berniezahm]

WOW! Yall are good.

I Love it.

 

[K-12 Chickens]

Let's get some more rules!

The rules were left off on number 22 just so you know if you post one.

 

[Magic Birdie]

Exactly

 

[chickenlover237]

when your fud lady sits in the coop to watch you you MUST hop in her lap and fall asleep or... if needed hop on her shoulder RIGHT next to her ear and preen yours and her feathers very loudly (in my case hair)

the one chickens that does this is a big as my hand

 

[OwlLover]

If you're within reach of your chicken-keeper's teeth, peck at them!