Share: Hilarious Craigslist Replies

[BirdsBeesTrees]

Disclaimer: we buy and sell a lot of things on Craigslist and have a mostly positive experiences.
Today my husband listed a heifer calf for sale.
Buyer text: You have cow still I buy
Husband: Yes calf is still for sale
Buyer text: Type in this code and I buy cow
Husband (now irritated and knows its a scam): Calf is sold you want a cat instead?
Husband laughing.
Buyer text: Yes! I would love a cat, but you can't ever be sure you aren't getting scammed.

 

[Isadora]

If some scammer starts telling me to use the code verification, I always tell them it won't work unless they give me their social security number.

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

My husband gets calls from "real" people off Craigslist too; wanting to know how much milk our dairy Bulls/ Steers will give them.

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

Also saw this ad : Cats big enough to eat!

 

[DobieLover]

I can't write what I text back to scammers. It rarely ends in a Rated G manner, although it's always funny!

Here's the front end of one string on an ad I posted for selling off some of Ben's heart worm medication after he died.

Scammer:
I wanna Buy" Doberman "you still available?

Me:
What? I don't have a Doberman.

Scammer:
I'll send you the 6 digit code to find out if you're real. Do you agree/ .//

Me:
Pound salt in any handy orifice! How's that for real??

Scammer:
Can I send the code?

Me:
Send it up your...., idiot!

And we'll leave it at that.

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

So I have some Ayam Cemani hens for sale and this is what I get today:
Buyer #1. Can you drive an hour here so I can look at them.
Buyer #2. Can you call me.
Buyer #3. I want them all can you to Minnesota because cov is-19 (I had to copy and paste that one because I can't type that stupid)

 

[casportpony]

I've gotten a few of the code ones too.

funniest one was a guy calling me wanting black roosters, though rooster was not the word he used.

 

[DiYMama540]

OMG... @Trimurtisan loves to troll scammers on Craigslist
He just posted replies about a code not too long ago Hilarious!

 

[crazy4ChickensNducks]

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

My 14 year old son explained to me that by typing in the "code" it gives the scammer complete control over your device!