Share: Hilarious Craigslist Replies

[WallyG74]

I get people wanting peacock eggs.

It might be a peacock inside that egg! They got a 50/50 shot!

 

[casportpony]

I get people wanting peacock eggs.

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

I get people wanting peacock eggs.

I got "I want a female peacock."

 

[DiYMama540]

I got "I want a female peacock."

That would be me...would be so guilty of that, not even going to lie

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

OMG! I have some one-year-old peachicks for sale.
I wrote on the post the different ways I could sell them and how much they were.
Scammer: Is a pair 3 males and 2 females?

 

[Silkie Princess]

I've seen "I'll trade goat for feed" ads. I think that's a bit weird. If it's in good condition


And "I'll trade hen for rooster" ads. Like someone would! Lol

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

Is one-year-old still a chick?!

Yes, I consider them so because peafowl technically can't breed until they are 2 or over. I tried explained that in my Craigslist post too, in case they didn't know.

 

[Sally PB]

If some scammer starts telling me to use the code verification, I always tell them it won't work unless they give me their social security number.

Perfect! Oh, and their date of birth and mother's maiden name.

I've never bought anything off CL. Glad someone explained what the code thing was.

 

[mydaisy]

Even better - I posted once "I have 2 Barred Rock cockerels to a good home" The reply was "I would love these, I heard BR are great layers". My reply was "these are male" their reply "Oh, I don't need any more roosters, sorry". The next person replies "What is the gender of these?" I replied, "Please see my first two replies, these are cockerels - they're boys" they reply "no thanks, no roosters for me". Then the last reply was "I want these!!" I replied "just so you know, they are male - see pictures I posted of them, bright red huge comb and wattles". Their reply "ugh, no I didn't know they were roosters".

Sheesh! The art of reading comprehension is gone. (and being able to tell a rooster from a hen by pictures - of an older age, anyway)

 

[FoodFreedomNow]

For crying out loud, the lame-@ass scammers on CL are pathetic. I stopped listing a text # for that very reason. It's bad enough dealing with "legit" dummies on CL, e.g. "how much is"(in the post), "where are you?" (in the post).