Share: Hilarious Craigslist Replies

[BirdsBeesTrees]

I get people wanting peacock eggs.

I got "I want a female peacock."

 

[DiYMama540]

I got "I want a female peacock."

That would be me...would be so guilty of that, not even going to lie

 

[DobieLover]

I can't write what I text back to scammers. It rarely ends in a Rated G manner, although it's always funny!

Here's the front end of one string on an ad I posted for selling off some of Ben's heart worm medication after he died.

Scammer:
I wanna Buy" Doberman "you still available?

Me:
What? I don't have a Doberman.

Scammer:
I'll send you the 6 digit code to find out if you're real. Do you agree/ .//

Me:
Pound salt in any handy orifice! How's that for real??

Scammer:
Can I send the code?

Me:
Send it up your...., idiot!

And we'll leave it at that.

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

My 14 year old son explained to me that by typing in the "code" it gives the scammer complete control over your device!

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

So I have some Ayam Cemani hens for sale and this is what I get today:
Buyer #1. Can you drive an hour here so I can look at them.
Buyer #2. Can you call me.
Buyer #3. I want them all can you to Minnesota because cov is-19 (I had to copy and paste that one because I can't type that stupid)

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

OMG! I have some one-year-old peachicks for sale.
I wrote on the post the different ways I could sell them and how much they were.
Scammer: Is a pair 3 males and 2 females?

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

OMG! I have some one-year-old peachicks for sale.
I wrote on the post the different ways I could sell them and how much they were.
Scammer: Is a pair 3 males and 2 females?

This is what I emailed back:
Are you a scammer? Pair= 2; 1 Male and 1 Female

pair​

(pâr)

n. pl. pair or pairs

c. Two mated animals

 

[Silkie Princess]

This is what I emailed back:
Are you a scammer? Pair= 2; 1 Male and 1 Female

pair​

(pâr)

n. pl. pair or pairs

c. Two mated animals

 

[Silkie Princess]

I've seen "I'll trade goat for feed" ads. I think that's a bit weird. If it's in good condition


And "I'll trade hen for rooster" ads. Like someone would! Lol

 

[MysteryChicken]

I never sell on Craigslist, so I have non to share.