Share: Hilarious Craigslist Replies

[Isadora]

If some scammer starts telling me to use the code verification, I always tell them it won't work unless they give me their social security number.

 

[FoodFreedomNow]

If some scammer starts telling me to use the code verification, I always tell them it won't work unless they give me their social security number.

 

[Silkie Princess]

OMG! I have some one-year-old peachicks for sale.
I wrote on the post the different ways I could sell them and how much they were.
Scammer: Is a pair 3 males and 2 females?

Is one-year-old still a chick?!

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

Is one-year-old still a chick?!

Yes, I consider them so because peafowl technically can't breed until they are 2 or over. I tried explained that in my Craigslist post too, in case they didn't know.

 

[WallyG74]

I get people wanting peacock eggs.

It might be a peacock inside that egg! They got a 50/50 shot!

 

[WallyG74]

If some scammer starts telling me to use the code verification, I always tell them it won't work unless they give me their social security number.

That’s using your pirate girl brain!

 

[Sally PB]

If some scammer starts telling me to use the code verification, I always tell them it won't work unless they give me their social security number.

Perfect! Oh, and their date of birth and mother's maiden name.

I've never bought anything off CL. Glad someone explained what the code thing was.

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

I listed 10, 2 week old Double Silver Laced Barnevelder chicks for sale.

Today potential buyer emailed me: Are they laying eggs yet?

 

[Isadora]

I listed 10, 2 week old Double Silver Laced Barnevelder chicks for sale.

Today potential buyer emailed me: Are they laying eggs yet?

Well, are they?

 

[BirdsBeesTrees]

Well, are they?

Little round brown stinky ones, I don't recommend eating them though.