LoL I would totally do that.Or you could keep roosters anyway. Just slap the sh*t out of anyone who complains. Lol
With my 3 previous accidental cockerels everyone loved them. My neighbor called the health department on me for their crowing when his real problem was that I was composting on my property. If he had spoken to me about his concerns instead of calling the health department he could’ve saved us both a lot of heart ache.