*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

So you're black?

I hate snow too. Unless I'm driving my Subaru, of course.

I do not know....what is the opposite of snowy white?

snow white - black warm dirt

snow white - green growing grass

snow white - red melt the snow fire

snow white - yellow melt the snow sun

snow white - blue swimming pool weather



Maybe the true opposite of snow is a rainbow full of sparkles!

Alaskan ..... the perpetually confused

 

[Yessur Ebob]

Confused seems to be the normal state of being in the Kingdom.

 

[sourland]

I'm quite certain I'm not confused. Am I?

 

[Alaskan]

Maybe confused is.... GOOD!

But Alaskan is not certain.


Alaskan... wondering if getting pickled is a good idea, but not sure

 

[Yessur Ebob]

I'm quite certain I'm not confused. Am I?

Therein lies the heart of our confusion.

 

[sourland]

Ode to the Goodness of Snow

Let there be snow.
May it's radiance glow.
Watch the drifts grow.
It is such a nice show.

 

[Alaskan]

sour must die,
I will pickle his toe
he keeps singing these songs,
these odes to the evil snow



Alaskan .... the ...uh....soon to be warm

 

[Yessur Ebob]

Say it ain't so Sour, say it ain't so.

I'm going to buy a diesel truck just to speed up global warming. Don't worry Alaskan, warmth is on the way.

 

[Alaskan]

hummm, that last one wasn't very good, I must try again.....



Sour was out, very late one night

and there in the dark, he met such a fright

his brain lost its grip, and its clear sight

and now snow has Sour, under its might




Alaskan... who CHEERFULLY conquers snow!

 

[sourland]

I have been threatened.

Evidently the newly arrived Alaskan does not know of my powers. There is no question as to my ability to create myriads of broody fowl of all species. My successes are legend starting with Gritsar's flock. I must work on adapting the broody dance/chant into a full moon snow dance ritual. My newly updated broody GPS has a 'Weather Adaptation' button. I must hurry off to read the directions and my manual of chants and incantations. Prepare for MEGA SNOW, Alaskan.