*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

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Fine, I can make the apple pie, I have some locally grown apples. I can also make the whole berry cranberry sauce. But, I have never been able to replicate my grandmother's mincemeat pie. I don't like the stuff in the can/jar but I can make the hard sauce that goes on top of the pie.
 
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My fathers favorite: "Boy, you better tell the truth, 'cause you're too dumb to be a good liar."

Sadly enough he was right on the money.

Sourland, the truthful

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We have the same problem.
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I'm a bad liar too. The only reason I always tell the truth.
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Em is on her own. I have to go pick up my older child. She got to learn what it is like to work a 13 hour day today. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to scrape her off the sidewalk.
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I have a grand daughter who was just faced with that sort of 'reality'. She whined just a little knowing her audience, and I replied, "Well, all the more reason to work with your head rather than your back."

Well, I picked up DD from work. She was begging me to make her a sandwich because she was too tired.
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She was asleep 2 minutes after eating it.

My daughter is off to army bootcamp next month so she decided to find a job to help her get into shape. She took a job pushing carts (by hand, no machine there) at a grocery store. She has been pushing carts and loading groceries for customers for the whole 13 hours. They only gave her a 30 minute lunch and no breaks.
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Did I mention she has do it again starting tomorrow morning?
 
I have to say Taz, your daughter must be one tough gal. I've done a job of that sort before, minus the cart-pushing. Some of those boxes of stock...
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I actually enjoyed it immensely. I would love to get a job like that again! Helps me sleep at night.
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(And part of it might be because I do hardly any physical activbity otherwise.
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Excerptd from the party conversations:
"The grinch sounds like a preppy girl..."
"I'm nobody, she's everybody, and you're the other guy."
"Dang it!!! Alyssa got my paper."
"Why are we talking about wrist hair?
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We played "what if?" and I thought of you guys. I wrote 'what if we all had to wear buckets on our heads because our uncles said so?' On my paper.
 
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I have to say Taz, your daughter must be one tough gal. I've done a job of that sort before, minus the cart-pushing. Some of those boxes of stock...
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I actually enjoyed it immensely. I would love to get a job like that again! Helps me sleep at night.
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(And part of it might be because I do hardly any physical activbity otherwise.
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Actually she used to be quite squishy. My dad telling her to become a secretary and marry a rich man because she is "just a girl" motivated her to do exactly the opposite. Maybe someday I will tell her that that is why he said it.
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I'm glad you made it back safely. It sounds like you are bouncing off the walls. How much candy did you eat? Did you wear your bucket?
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Yep. All the other Cinderellas got to stay out until midnight, but this one had to come home early to babysit the evil stepsister.
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How much candy? Uhh... I think three truffles. Making them is more fun than eating them.
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And I took my bucket off when we got there since it turned out to be a hen party.
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I'm glad you made it back safely. It sounds like you are bouncing off the walls. How much candy did you eat? Did you wear your bucket?
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Yep. All the other Cinderellas got to stay out until midnight, but this one had to come home early to babysit the evil stepsister.
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How much candy? Uhh... I think three truffles. Making them is more fun than eating them.
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And I took my bucket off when we got there since it turned out to be a hen party.
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I wonder what the evil stepsister says about you?
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So, what did the other hens think about the bucket law?
 
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Yep. All the other Cinderellas got to stay out until midnight, but this one had to come home early to babysit the evil stepsister.
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How much candy? Uhh... I think three truffles. Making them is more fun than eating them.
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And I took my bucket off when we got there since it turned out to be a hen party.
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I wonder what the evil stepsister says about you?
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So, what did the other hens think about the bucket law?

That I'm a social misfit who needs a makeover and a boyfriend...
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Nothing new.

The response to the "what if" question was "Then the buckets would usually be filled with tears 'cause we'd be so sad."
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I didn't explain any more than was nessacary. (See above "social misfit" comment.
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