*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

But my opinion is that there aren't any places that are supposed to itch. I have lots of sympathy for itching, because of a love/hate relationship between poison ivy and me . I hate poison ivy with a passion, but it must love me, because it throws itself at me whenever I get near. I think it blows urushiol-laden kisses at me, because I get patches of poison ivy rash in places I know no leaf has been (you'd think I'd see a plant touch my face, wouldn't you?)

There is no poison ivy in Alaska. None.

 

[Spookwriter]

...and what did Spook learn today?

He learned that both tires on his bicycle are flat.
They looked good, but when Spook got on...they
went very flat very fast.

Someone might need to think about a diet...

...or maybe hard rubber tires.

Spook is very sad. I really wanted to ride a bike.
I need a plan.

Maybe I can talk my dear wife into patching the tires.
She's almost done with the plowing.

Spook

 

[Alaskan]

Are you a shape changer?  A bringer of good or bad luck?  If your answer to both of these questions is YES, you may very well be a pooka.

Alaskan does not know these things.

Alaskan simply wanders through life trying to kill all snow.

Snow BAD!

 

[Alaskan]

...and what did Spook learn today?

He learned that both tires on his bicycle are flat.
They looked good, but when Spook got on...they
went very flat very fast.

Someone might need to think about a diet...

...or maybe hard rubber tires.

Spook is very sad. I really wanted to ride a bike.
I need a plan.

Maybe I can talk my dear wife into patching the tires.
She's almost done with the plowing.

Spook

That is a *wonderful* idea. You will now need to send me all apple pies, chess pies, custard pies, pecan pies.........

I will help you succeed in your diet! yes sir rebob!

Send me all of that fattening food, and I will take care of it!

 

[Alaskan]

I am like Pookie Alaskan, I am large soft and cuddly.

This sounds like a proposition.


Hum..... What kind of proposition? Not perhaps a Spanish Inquisition?!?

No, no........

Not right now, I am still covered in crisco.

 

[Bunnylady]

...and what did Spook learn today?

He learned that both tires on his bicycle are flat.
They looked good, but when Spook got on...they
went very flat very fast.

Someone might need to think about a diet...

...or maybe hard rubber tires.

Spook is very sad. I really wanted to ride a bike.
I need a plan.

Maybe I can talk my dear wife into patching the tires.
She's almost done with the plowing.

Spook

Spook, how do you keep your sheet out of the chain? I bet Mrs. Spook would have quite a time getting the grease out of your sheet.

 

[Alaskan]

Spook, how do you keep your sheet out of the chain? I bet Mrs. Spook would have quite a time getting the grease out of your sheet.

No, no, lady, if his sheet got caught in the chain, the entire sheet would pull right off! This is terrible! Flat tires AND sheet-less!

 

[Spookwriter]

I will look for big hard rubber tires first, my
hungry friend.

Then I may have to consider selling the bike
as unfit for a Spook.

Too bad...I just got my seat fixed too. Made me
a very comfortable seat. Used duck tape to fix
2x4 to the bike seat, then put a nice couch cushion
on. (wife mad, probably won't fix my tires now. I got
cushion from her comfy couch.)

Nice bike too...I even put a big chrome basket on the
front for "snacks".

 

[Yessur Ebob]

...and what did Spook learn today?

He learned that both tires on his bicycle are flat.
They looked good, but when Spook got on...they
went very flat very fast.

Someone might need to think about a diet...

...or maybe hard rubber tires.

Spook is very sad. I really wanted to ride a bike.
I need a plan.

Maybe I can talk my dear wife into patching the tires.
She's almost done with the plowing.

Spook

Knowing you, go for the hard rubber tires.

Your wife, is she a spook too?

Do you have little spooks?

Did they get hand-me-down sheets?

 

[Bunnylady]

I will look for big hard rubber tires first, my
hungry friend.

Then I may have to consider selling the bike
as unfit for a Spook.

Too bad...I just got my seat fixed too. Made me
a very comfortable seat. Used duck tape to fix
2x4 to the bike seat, then put a nice couch cushion
on. (wife mad, probably won't fix my tires now. I got
cushion from her comfy couch.)

Nice bike too...I even put a big chrome basket on the
front for "snacks".

I'll bet she was mad. If that cushion came from her couch, where is she going to sit now? Oh, right, she's supposed to be plowing; so she doesn't need to be sitting anyways - is that how it works?