*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[LaceyMae]

Fear not, Alaskan. You are invited, it's just that the steely knives have been misplaced and the elders are looking for them. Wait. I think they were just located. You can come on in!

 

[Alaskan]

Calm down your gonna burn a hole in the ground if you keep this up

Burning holes in ground is GOOD, because fire is HOT, and hot is very very good.

Alaskan will continue running around in circles and screaming and shouting.

Alaskan also thinks that these "steely knives" should be stolen by Alaskan.

Yes, yes, ROAST BEAR!

 

[Orpingtons4U]

Burning holes in ground is GOOD, because fire is HOT, and hot is very very good.

Alaskan will continue running around in circles and screaming and shouting.

so we can have a bonfire??? lol

 

[Alaskan]

Big bonfire, with a bear on a spit, in the middle.

FIRE GOOD!

 

[Alaskan]

On top of spaghetti

All covered in CHEESE

there sat my poor meatball

Until somebody SNEEZED

 

[Spookwriter]

.... Why did a bear spit on your bonfire?...


I would get mad at the bear...

 

[Spookwriter]

I was at 4th of July parade the other night and overheard
three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and
asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?" One of
them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three
whales from Scotland ?"

And that's when the fight started.

 

[Bunnylady]

I was wondering how your sheet got all knotted up like that.

 

[Alaskan]

Oh Spook, Alaskan loves your lines.

They are so round and lumpy.

 

[Spookwriter]

I'll have you know that Spookwriter is no longer
"round and lumpy."

I know you can't see the real me, but I'm slimming
right down on this "diet" thing. I haven't had a single
donut since this morning. AND I've lost almost a whole
half a pound in the past weeks.

Even my wife said I'm looking all buff. (I been posing)

I can even keep my pants up with only one pair of suppenders
now.

So...all those "round and lumpy Spook" jokes don't fit now.


Spook the Skinny