That's assuming that they had a few brain cells to begin with.
I stopped at the grocery store this morning. The cute young sparkly manning the register asked me if I was going to do some "Black Friday" shopping.
"Oh, no," I told him. "If I went "Black Friday" shopping, I'm afraid it might become "Black and Blue Friday" shopping. I don't do well in crowds. I need my space, or something - anyway, the ol' "fight or flight" kicks in, and since I can't run, I get really, really irritable."
"I am so taking you "Black Friday" shopping," he said.
"What? You want to see the normally well behaved lady totally lose it and punch somebody?"
"Yeah! Might be fun!" he said.
Silly sparkly. I'm not sure - would that be "aiding and abetting" or "inciting to riot?"