Well, I don't really remember where the Royal Executioner got off to...did BertS ever get a job around here? We are gonna need a new one. Orps, I left you some brownies in the dungeon. Why don't you go grab some?
In all fairness her boyfriend does have on a hat, which is like a floppy bucket with a lot of holes. Not as effective as standard-issue steel pails, but his effort deserves some kudos. Make sure the moat is well-stocked so he's eaten before he drowns. His travial should be recognized with a swift dispatchment.