Sir Spook's first date

[2 many chickens]

They're called little people. A midget will slap you silly if you call them midget. Just a heads up for the next 'little person' you go on a date with.

 

[SirSpook]

I was happy living in my retirement Em.

My chickens were original and extra crispy.

But I'm back here because of you, and right off you wanta start on the donut lady.

Don't do that.

She get off work, she smell so sweet. Now if she wants a man, thats the way a real woman should smell.

 

[SulkyBantam]

Was @EmtheFishLady really excluded? What did she DO?!

 

[SirSpook]

2 many chicks, there isn't going to be a next time.

That ship has sailed.

I admit I've got a ways to go in this modern dating thing. But I'll learn.

No blind dates
Headshots dont count

 

[SirSpook]

Sulky, the official record will remain sealed.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I was happy living in my retirement Em.

My chickens were original and extra crispy.

But I'm back here because of you, and right off you wanta start on the donut lady.

Don't do that.

She get off work, she smell so sweet. Now if she wants a man, thats the way a real woman should smell.

Me and you, I thought we would always be an item. Now you're telling me you're leaving me for the Donut Lady again?




Devastated Queen...off to cry in her brownies.

 

[SulkyBantam]

Sulky, the official record will remain sealed.

OK.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Was @EmtheFishLady really excluded? What did she DO?!

I didn't do nuthin'. I'm innocent. Pure as the driven snow.

 

[sourland]

They're called little people. A midget will slap you silly if you call them midget. Just a heads up for the next 'little person' you go on a date with.

He'd like that.

Was @EmtheFishLady really excluded? What did she DO?!

Far easier to list what she did not do.

 

[SulkyBantam]

OK. did not mean to be nosy, just surprised.