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I was the third car back from "that guy" once.. He sat and sat and sat and missed several perfect openings in oncoming traffic. The guy behind him was getting really angry, though...revving his engine, beeping the horn, etc..
Well, at one point the guy up front -- hesitant henry, we'll call him -- did the thing where you almost go, then chicken out...but the guy behind him didn't chicken out. He thought the guy up front had gotten out of the way, so with head turned completely around looking at oncoming traffic, he punched it down for about 15' and crammed directly into hesitant henry's hiney.
I kinda thought they both got what they had coming...until I realized I was now caught behind an accident.
Here's my favorite bad driving trick, though..
Say you're cruising down a road that's 5 lanes in total...two going one way, two going the other, and a shared turn lane in the center.. You're in the left lane.. All of a sudden the guy in front of you begins to brake, taking fast lane traffic from 55+mph to about 25mph.. What's this guys' problem...people start braking hard behind you, some shooting over into the right lane to pass. Why is this guy....oh, wait, there he goes...now that he's down to about 25mph, he signals and moves over into the turn lane..
THAT'S WHY THE TURN LANE IS THERE, MORON! DON'T BRAKE IN THE FAST LANE IF THERE'S A TURN LANE!!!!!!!!!
I was the third car back from "that guy" once.. He sat and sat and sat and missed several perfect openings in oncoming traffic. The guy behind him was getting really angry, though...revving his engine, beeping the horn, etc..
Well, at one point the guy up front -- hesitant henry, we'll call him -- did the thing where you almost go, then chicken out...but the guy behind him didn't chicken out. He thought the guy up front had gotten out of the way, so with head turned completely around looking at oncoming traffic, he punched it down for about 15' and crammed directly into hesitant henry's hiney.
I kinda thought they both got what they had coming...until I realized I was now caught behind an accident.

Here's my favorite bad driving trick, though..
Say you're cruising down a road that's 5 lanes in total...two going one way, two going the other, and a shared turn lane in the center.. You're in the left lane.. All of a sudden the guy in front of you begins to brake, taking fast lane traffic from 55+mph to about 25mph.. What's this guys' problem...people start braking hard behind you, some shooting over into the right lane to pass. Why is this guy....oh, wait, there he goes...now that he's down to about 25mph, he signals and moves over into the turn lane..
THAT'S WHY THE TURN LANE IS THERE, MORON! DON'T BRAKE IN THE FAST LANE IF THERE'S A TURN LANE!!!!!!!!!

