Quote:
"Is she breathing?"
"No, he died when I shot him." (Get it? Because the operator doesn't know if it's a male or female?!)
This reminds me of something that actually DID happen to my husband. A deer got hit by the car in front of him and it kept going. Its back was broken, so the front was kicking but it wasn't dead. Hubby called highway patrol to come finish it off and he would take the body for us. The trooper comes, gets out and looks at,the deer in the ditch and says "is that the deer?" Ummm....yeah....
Then the idiot puts four slugs in the abdomen. Poor deer, plus ruined all the good cuts!
Is that the deer? Sheesh.
And yes, we northerners grow em big!
"Is she breathing?"
"No, he died when I shot him." (Get it? Because the operator doesn't know if it's a male or female?!)
This reminds me of something that actually DID happen to my husband. A deer got hit by the car in front of him and it kept going. Its back was broken, so the front was kicking but it wasn't dead. Hubby called highway patrol to come finish it off and he would take the body for us. The trooper comes, gets out and looks at,the deer in the ditch and says "is that the deer?" Ummm....yeah....
Then the idiot puts four slugs in the abdomen. Poor deer, plus ruined all the good cuts!
Is that the deer? Sheesh.
And yes, we northerners grow em big!