I have WHAT in my yard? :
And I end up in this I Love Lucy episode I call my life..
DH is never home anymore. He works so hard and he is so exhausted. So we let this hunter who shares our beliefs about how to manage hunting hunt our land. In return he shares the meat. We share processing costs of course.
So the other night he calls the house and asks for DH. He says he got this big buck and could use some help loading it. DH is home but passed out asleep. I refuse to wake him.
So I go to help.
I am 5'2" 115 lbs on my overweight days...... This buck is huge. Huge.
The next 45 minutes were roll on the floor funny as the two of us try to muscle this carcass across the property to where we can back his truck to and then up into the truck. We eventually did it. I am still not sure how much help I actually was because it got so silly we both ended up sitting there half in an half out of the truck with my legs trapped under this buck laughing our tushies off.
There you go your absurdist moment for the day.....
I can see each frame of your episode in my mind.
That's a good one!
Here's mine:
Several years back I had a 200lb. Mastiff. My back yard is fenced and after I let Brujo out one morning he bloated and died. I was really sad because I had just had my other Mastiff put to sleep Christmas week.Then to have Brujo to die 10 days later was very hard.
I called my twin son that's about 6'4" 210 lbs., my daughter-in-law (stout tomboy) and then there was me and at the time I was very strong.
You would not believe what a time we had getting poor ole Brujo out of the back yard. He was over 30" at the shoulders so when you counted his head and neck it was like trying to get a dead weight cruise ship out of the back yard. You know as sad as it was we all got so tickled at how hard a time we had getting Brujo on the back of the truck.
Well we put him in the back of the truck because I was taking him to the vet clinic of the vet who had put Thor my other Mastiff down. I paid the vet extra to bury Thor on his farm and he agreed to bury Brujo there next to his friend.
This clinic is out of town and I had to get gas. We had thrown a blanket over Brujo in the back of my truck. The station attendant was putting gas in my truck when he saw part of a huge black brindle paw sticking out from the blanket. His eyes got real big and he quietly asked if there was a bear under there.
It was like he asked quietly because whatever was under there he didn't want to wake up.
My DIL and I got to the vet clinic and the animal shelter is beside the vet clinic. The big burly animal shelter man couldn't handle dead weight Brujo without my DIL's help either.
So I must truly say I understand about trying to tackle size and weight.
And to some of the hunters. I've only seen one large buck here. I was driving through "deer country safari" one night when one just appeared out of the mist at the foot of the mountain.He was magnificent.
I really didn't know all the deer weren't little like ours until I went to SE Ohio several times. Those deer made ours look like Chihuahuas.
Maybe ours are Deerauhuas.