Southern NY, Dutchess county and below

[Imprfctme]

For this weekend, anything goes. Since it's not a REAL show.
I usually use the fruity stuff that DH refuses to use.
REAL APA/ABA shows... I use the good stuff.
Clairol Shimmer Lights, it's the stuff old ladies use with the blue tint in it.
Works great on BBS and white birds.
If there are 2 birds exactly the same, I know the one that smells better will win.

Roberta that is awesome but what I want to know is, what are the cheats?! You know there has to have been some 19th Century scandal where a winning rooster was discovered to have been dipped in flour or marked with chalk!

 

[Cheeky Chick]

Roberta that is awesome but what I want to know is, what are the cheats?! You know there has to have been some 19th Century scandal where a winning rooster was discovered to have been dipped in flour or marked with chalk!

It'd probably work better with chickens, the judges probably don't handle them, so powder on the hands wouldn't be noticed...of course claiming that your rooster has dandruff and that's why the cage bottom is white...maybe they can say the bird comes from a line that mated with cockatoos...


Years ago, when i first rescued Angel (Maltese dog wonder) I joined a Maltese forum. Interesting people, but if you look around, there are all sorts of tricks they use to whiten the dogs up. (and here I thought they were supposed to be beige with brown muddy feet) but the bluing stuff works great on white any thing.

 

[stoopid]

I have heard lots of stories...but if you get caught....

 

[Imprfctme]

I have heard lots of stories...but if you get caught....

Oh I'm sure you would never do anything! I just bet there are some funny stories of hens with magic marker inklings getting wet and losing their spots, lol.

 

[Imprfctme]

Ok yarn hoarders, here is the project you've been waiting for. It's a charity that collects knitted boobs for breast cancer patients that have undergone mastectomies. How fun is that?
http://theknittingexperience.com/knitted_knockers_program/

 

[queenchick16]

Roberta that is awesome but what I want to know is, what are the cheats?! You know there has to have been some 19th Century scandal where a winning rooster was discovered to have been dipped in flour or marked with chalk!

When my husband worked with the state vets for the summer. He had to send several cows home from the fairs that had Ringworm and were trying to cover it up with shoe polish.has a great story about a guy that refused to remove his daughters calf from the state fair in Syracuse. Came back with a shot gun. He told the cops that for minimum wage that was not part of his job description. He's seen all sorts of things.

 

[smkchick]

Ok yarn hoarders, here is the project you've been waiting for. It's a charity that collects knitted boobs for breast cancer patients that have undergone mastectomies. How fun is that?
http://theknittingexperience.com/knitted_knockers_program/

But I crochet. "Crocheted cleavage"?

 

[queenchick16]

My son would take one look at what I wrote last night at 4~ and kick me out of APEnglish...
It's as if the cows put the shoe polish on
Rich won 2600 on a deuces wild machine last night in less than 4 minutes. Didn't even have time to get a drink...Took his winnings and walked away...why can't I ever do that..saw Rod Stuart last night and is seeing Garth Brooks tonight...

 

[stoopid]

Knitted Knockers. Love it.
I've seen the movement to knit little dresses for bald hens, ok... that's good.
But the boobie thing is FANTASTIC! I'm sure there is a crocheted version.
Teacher titties?

 

[magsrags]

Ok yarn hoarders, here is the project you've been waiting for. It's a charity that collects knitted boobs for breast cancer patients that have undergone mastectomies. How fun is that?
http://theknittingexperience.com/knitted_knockers_program/

Love it! What a wonderful idea!