I‘m here again to report a crime!
I was down weeding my garden. Crouched down minding my own business and the beige bastard came down and assaulted me.
To put this in perspective my little garden is below a 20ish foot bank. Up above the bank is my back lawn. The ducks never go down to the garden, it’s an ordeal getting down their for them and probably spooky too as I’m pretty sure they’ve seen the resident fox “Sigourney” down there on occasion.
I figured I was safe from duck nonsense all the way down there, but as I’m weeding away I hear that little monster’s voice rasping away. I turn around and he’s there, on top of the rocks at the top of the bank staring down at me.
He started pacing around, then starts half climbing, half tumbling down the bank as all I can do is watch in bewilderment.
Once he’d made it to the base of the bank he tears off towards me. At this point I figured that he was enticed by the prospect of uprooted worms and would just weedle around me as I worked, but that would be a rational thing for a duck to do and Sunbeam is not rational.
He charged right up to me and bit me on the face! I swatted him away and he bit me twice on the hand. I picked him up and he bit me on the arm.
I‘m covered in duck pinches!
I was down weeding my garden. Crouched down minding my own business and the beige bastard came down and assaulted me.
To put this in perspective my little garden is below a 20ish foot bank. Up above the bank is my back lawn. The ducks never go down to the garden, it’s an ordeal getting down their for them and probably spooky too as I’m pretty sure they’ve seen the resident fox “Sigourney” down there on occasion.
I figured I was safe from duck nonsense all the way down there, but as I’m weeding away I hear that little monster’s voice rasping away. I turn around and he’s there, on top of the rocks at the top of the bank staring down at me.
He started pacing around, then starts half climbing, half tumbling down the bank as all I can do is watch in bewilderment.
Once he’d made it to the base of the bank he tears off towards me. At this point I figured that he was enticed by the prospect of uprooted worms and would just weedle around me as I worked, but that would be a rational thing for a duck to do and Sunbeam is not rational.
He charged right up to me and bit me on the face! I swatted him away and he bit me twice on the hand. I picked him up and he bit me on the arm.
I‘m covered in duck pinches!