Beings I am wasting time.
Judy talked to our son last night telling him about a guy that was on his knees looking at his chicken from every angle, then would open the door move a feather, and crawl around looking up at the bird again, move the bird, move a feather and crawl around under it.
She had him on the speaker so I heard this. Judy was laughing about the guys behavior. Then our son says to her " Did you tell Dad to stand up, get off his knees and stop acting like a fool?"
He is no longer on the Xmas present list....
So funny!