What a funny post! I wear fleece lined "clogs" (because I'm too CHEEP for crocs) in the wintertime. I can run out to the chicken coop with warm tootsies, and not have to worry about falling over when I try to take off my big ol' boots. My kids and I wear clogs in the summer too. They are very utilitarian! And really, you gotta love shoes you can just hose off and be done with.